Jack Hoffman's Manic Musings

Hi, I'm Jack! An amature poet, self taught aristist and avid licker of moss.

Welcome to the attic of my brain; where the moths are massive and the teeth demand counting. I write messy poems full of meat, gummy and raw, and existentialism that only a pretenious teen can hope to rival. Come; take your worries and scream them into HTML with me.

Adice for my page: Don't eat food that shimmers. Don't shackle me with word counts. Don't listen to the echo. Say thank you for the music.

Sometimes I disappear. Sometimes I misspell my spells. Sometimes I return.

My Muses:

Best Beats To Beat Your Meat (brain) To:

  • Beat
  • Your
  • Meat
  • My favorite quote:

    "Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?" - Hank Hill